WTF: Rachel, you’ve just cycled 480km across Costa Rica and no blog??

This feels weird. I can’t blog about this one. It’s too big, and too good. Like glimmering nuggets of pure comedy gold sifted from tonnes of dust and rubble… and I’m so sorry about that. I feel like I’m letting my eight fans down, and short-changing you few, special people of possibly the blog of the century, but I am under strict instructions. It breaks my heart not to share what I’ve already written about this epic adventure with you, but you’ll thank me in the long-run.

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So, we cycled 480km across Costa Rica. It almost broke us, and it brought me to my knees (literally, it did) from start to finish. As I sit here on our comfortable sofa with a cold beer to my right and the wounds beginning to heal on my ribboned flesh, I have a king-size bed waiting for me to sink into upstairs, and thankfully my arse no longer resembles a Domino’s Deep Pan Pepperoni from all the bastard mosquito bites which had me overdosing on Piriton for the best part of a week (I was crushing tablets and snorting them through a rolled-up fiver in the hotel at San Jose only a matter of days ago.)

And now it’s business as usual. I’m mum again, back to work again, and I can run again. The word ‘bike’ is a dirty expletive in our house, and any mention of cleats, derailleurs, chains, Udderly Smooth anti-chafing cream or bastard Cliff Crunchy Peanut bars is rightfully met with the scornful contempt they deserve. It’s just too raw – too soon to be on speaking terms with those things that inflicted such vast amounts of pain on us over the ten days of this Takeshi’s Castle challenge we have just endured. My therapy hasn’t even started, yet.

Instead, I have put together a story board of our trip, and I hope this goes some way to providing a mere glimpse into the mire of juxtaposed joy/misery that will be the fodder for some serious writing binges in the weeks, months (and possibly years) to come.

I hope you enjoy.

Terminal 4 – The Delay

The Beginning – at the Pacific Coast

The Heroes – a cast of legends

The Bus – our lifeline

The Camping

The (daily) Route Maps

The Hills

The Views

The Meals

The Fall

The Bridges

The River crossings

The Man from Del Monte

First sight of the Caribbean

Victory is ours! The end…

ALMOST HOME…

AND FINALLY.

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ONE DAY MAYBE YOU’LL GO ON A TRIP LIKE THIS, TILLS. ONE DAY… LOVE MUM. xxx

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